fugly boots

Dearest Gentlelady:

I am going to pretend you are not wearing DayGlo leggings with an over-sized red leather jacket. After all, it is fall, and the holidays will be here soon — so I need to start thinking about all the things I have to be thankful for, including the right to wear whatever the damn hell I want when I venture out into the light of day.

I am, however, going to question your footwear choice. And, no, the fact that these fringed monstrosities match your handbag to the letter will do nothing to save you now.

Kisses,
FB

[Image via the fabulous yourleggingsarenotpants]